I decided that in my year of turning 50, well, 51…I’d exercise more. So did actor-comedian Steve Harvey, who wants men to know, “At 50, you are still fly.” (OK, I was NEVER fly.) So, to “prove it, he shaved his head and began exercising.” OK…exercise yes, but I figure after keeping my hair until [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Aging'
OK, exercise maybe, but I’m not shaving my head
January 24th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Aging · turning 50
I’m going to live to 89!
November 26th, 2007 · 2 Comments
According to the Living to 100 Life Expectancy Calculator, I have another 39 years to live. So maybe turning 50 years old isn’t that bad after all. (OK, yes, I know, it’s only an estimate, etc. etc. Stop being such a buzz kill! If I do have another 39 years left, maybe I can finally [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · Jokes · turning 50
Raiders of the Lost Age
October 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment
I was on Atlanta’s Web site on Friday and came upon a photo gallery of “sexy seniors” — celebs who are 65 and older. It seemed the usual list of men and women — Sean Connery, Sophia Loren, Eartha Kitt, etc., but one surprised me, only because I didn’t know he was 65 — Harrison [...]
Remembering the heyday of smiley faces
September 18th, 2007 · No Comments
Oh a story I just read brought back memories of first going online, in those heady days of chat rooms in AOL — the smiley face ASCII art — you know, these — is turning 25 years old. According to this article: Carnegie Mellon University professor Scott E. Fahlman says, he was the first to [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · turning 50
Some songs for people turning 50
September 18th, 2007 · No Comments
I ran a post recently with the YouTube video of “Done Got Old“, which made me think about some other songs about aging that could be used for a slideshow or roast for a baby boomer turning 50 years old. There are a couple of obvious ones — The Beatles’ “When I’m Sixty-Four,” or Frank [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · Music · turning 50 · YouTube
Did she just call me a moron?
September 11th, 2007 · 2 Comments
My other favorite boomer blog, The Boomer Chronicles, weighs into with a post titled “Male Menopause is an oxymoron.” I remember sitting through a conference workshop in the mid-1990s on this subject, and both blushing and leaving the room in fear of my 50s. Of course, at 40-something, 50 seemed a distance island I would [...]
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I done got old…
September 7th, 2007 · No Comments
I’ve been thinking some about songs appropriate for turning 50 (hey, it’s not all about jokes!). My favorite is Buddy Guy’s version of “Done Got Old.” I could see someone using part of it in a video tribute, or buy it in iTunes and lay it under a slideshow of the person turning 50 for [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · Music · turning 50 · YouTube
Maybe I have less time then I knew…
September 7th, 2007 · No Comments
I wish I had a camera when as I drove to work this morning — and, yes, I apparently am the last person in America without a cell phone camera. I passed a Baptist Church in Apopka, Florida, whose sign said this: Sunday, Sept. 910:15 a.m.Armageddon I’m hoping they are showing the 1998 asteroid-threat movie [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · Scary Things about turning 50
Is AARP on Facebook?
September 4th, 2007 · No Comments
My mother used to say that you were lucky to have one good friend. Well, drawn in by my former boss and seismic changes in journalism, I joined Facebook today. Somehow I now have five friends..wait, six! Josh just accepted me as a friend. Wow, the joy of excess. What began as a social networking [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · Social Networking
But what rhymes with AARP?
August 31st, 2007 · No Comments
I’m probably the last guy to see this, but it is both fun and scary — it’s the AARP rap. Unlike other stuff on YouTube, this isn’t a parody, unless you consider it self-parody, since it appears made by AARP. For whom? I wouldn’t want to guess with lines like “One thing you have to [...]
Tags: Aging · Baby Boomers · Jokes · turning 50 · YouTube