The video below is a parody of Rocky, both sick and a little sweet. Below that is some turning 50 (and older) jokes.
This one comes from “The Summary of Life” on the Jokebox at JibJab.com:
- Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned: No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptise cats.
- Great Truths That Adults Have Learned: Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
- Great Truths About Growing Old: Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
There also is a funny riff on the stages of life compared to Santa Claus and definitions of success based on age.