Rocky after retirement and other jokes

JibJab.com is one of wonderful places on the Internet for video parodies. It also has a place where people exchange jokes, called JokeBox.

The video below is a parody of Rocky, both sick and a little sweet. Below that is some turning 50 (and older) jokes.

This one comes from “The Summary of Life” on the Jokebox at JibJab.com:

  • Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned: No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptise cats.
  • Great Truths That Adults Have Learned: Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.
  • Great Truths About Growing Old: Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
There also is a funny riff on the stages of life compared to Santa Claus and definitions of success based on age.