Fortune cookies for turning 50?

My fortune cookie last night said, “Next time, order the shrimp.” Funny but it was true. I wonder if there is something for a turning 50 roast or toast in fortune cookies like this. I found some funny ones here, including “Your plants hate you,” which is also true for me, and “Some fortune cookies contain no fortunes,” which, cosmically, also is true.

Here’s another I like, and might be good for turning 50 years old: “What have you done with your life?”

(PS: Yes, I’ve heard the joke about adding “in bed” to end of fortunes, but that joke’s even older than I am…)