The perfect gift for someone turning 50?

I mentioned in an earlier post that my brother, according to the family grapevine, was planning to send me a gift at work, something hideous. Well, it arrived today — a funeral arrangement. (That’s me with it at left. Sigh)

Sick? Yes. Inspired? Perhaps? Embarrassing? For sure. Would I recommend it as a gift for someone turning 50 years old? Only if you are a big brother.