Some 50-year-old quotes are more equal than others…

While trolling Google for “turning 50 humor” sites, I came upon one with birthday tips and quotes that I hadn’t noticed in the past. One, attributed to George Orwell, says, “At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”

Of course, wasn’t it Joan Rivers who said looking 50 is great…when you’re 60.

One good way to find these turning 50 quotes for your roast is this Google search.