97.3 percent of people don’t think 50 is old…

Under 90 days until my birthday. Happy Happy Joy Joy…tonight’s the first night I came up No. 1 in Google search for “turning 50 jokes,” but you know Google, its love for me might quickly fade…This isn’t a turning 50 joke, but I love it (maybe because I know some of these people, and it would work at a roast, if you sub a friend’s name for “statistician”): “A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.” (Thanks to Statistics Jokes for the line, and this one — “97.3% of all statistics are made up.”…off to bed. Three of four doctors recommend it for longer life.