My Decade of Turning 50

Been a while since we had any turning 50 jokes. Here’s an adaptation of an old one on driving that could be used at a roast:

“I don’t want to say that John’s driving has gotten worse as he’s approaching 50, but the other day his wife called him on his way to work and said, ‘Honey, be careful, I heard on the radio that there is a guy driving his car the wrong way on Interstate 4.’ John says, ‘It’s not just one guy, it’s HUNDREDS!’ “

Wait for it…OK, maybe more a smile than a joke.