Procrastinating until you are 50

I mentioned in an earlier post that I am playing around with Twitter. One of my early favs to follow is comedian Steven Wright’s posts. Yesterday he had one that easily could be “adapted” for a turning 50 joke: “My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn’t get a birthmark until he was eight years old.” You could do riffs on that, something about your friend being a procrastinator and not starting something — shaving, dating, wearing big boy pants, moving out of the house, etc — other until he was 50.