Random thoughts while waiting for laundry

Someone found this blog by searching “turning 50 jokes.” Boy, was he disappointed…recently all my pants have shrunk, which either says something about my laundry skills or eating habits…I wish I could remember all the words to the song “16 Tons,” which oddly is something we’ve sung to ABC since she was a baby…I’m another day older but paid the mortgage today so I guess at least I’m not deeper in debt…gosh, the Internet is amazing; Wikipedia has YouTube link to Dennis Kucinich singing a bit of “16 Tons,” which is now an image I can’t get out of my head…is Wikipedia always the first entry on any Google search these days?…I’m happy now because a Google search of John Cutter calls up my Orlando Crime blog ahead of Wesley Snipes character with my name in the movie Passenger 57…Notice how I just created another link to the Crime blog to make it get higher in Google?…When you search “random thoughts” on Google, here’s the first entry…I added to it, “If I have to think about typing it, is it random?”…does a watched dryer ever buzz?…so many questions, so little laundry to dry…